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Breaking: Biden Can FINALLY Begin Presidential Transition

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CNN just reported that the General Services Administration has finally alerted President-elect Joe Biden that the Trump Administration will stop throwing a temper tantrum and begin the formal transition process. GSA Administrator Emily Murphy acknowledged this in a letter that CNN was able to obtain. If you recall, Emily Murphy is the person who has been delaying the transition by refusing to do her fucking job.

Donald Trump has spent the two weeks since the announcement that Biden won the 2020 presidential election trying to lie, cheat, and steal his way into not losing power. It obviously didn’t work. After being repeatedly laughed out of court for their absurd election challenges, it seems that Trump might finally be willing to admit what we all know. He’s a total fucking loser.

Who am I kidding? He’ll never admit that he lost. He will spend the rest of his life lying to his followers, saying that the election was stolen from him (without presenting evidence), and sowing distrust in our national systems and electoral processes. I hope he cries himself to sleep tonight, weeping into his tiny, orange hands.

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Sorry, I bet you wanted more information about the transition of power. You can get all the details right here. I just wanted to say this one more time: Fuck Donald Trump. And if you support him, you’re in a cult. Get out while you can.

Now hopefully Joe Biden will actually deliver economic justice instead of just working to appease his corporate donors.

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website BrokeAssStuart.com is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, Geek.com and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle , "an SF cult hero": SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.

1 Comment

  1. November 25, 2020 at 6:27 am — Reply

    wrong , Trumps not going anywhere , democratic Socialist is a nice name for Communism !

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