An “Adult Toy” Shaped Like Coit Tower? Yes Really.
For anyone who’s ever said “Fuck San Francisco”, now you can!
This is not a joke! We really made a 100% body safe, platinum-cure, silicone dildo in the shape of Coit Tower.
Look, San Francisco has a lot of phallic buildings, but none of them cum as close to looking like a real dong as Coit Tower. It’s been getting a rise out of San Franciscans since 1933, and while some say it’s supposed to look like the tip of a fire hose, we all know what it really looks like 😉.
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We’ve teamed up with the folks at Freely, who offer customizable silicone toys that enable anybody to explore and enhance their sexual wellness in a way that is personal and unique to them. And since so many people are saying “screw San Francisco” these days, we figured we’d help them do it.
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Whether you buy this to pleasure yourself, have it sit on your bookshelf, or send it to your favorite SF hater as a not so subtle “up yours”, you’re going to be satisfied. And it’s only $64.00
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Here are Coitus Tower’s specs and details:
- 100% body safe platinum-cure silicone
- Phthalate-free
- Latex-free
- Waterproof
- Flared base
- Total Length: 15.24cm | 6in
- Insertable Length: 13.7cm | 5.4in
- Max Width: 3.6cm | 1.45in
- Max Girth: 11.6cm | 4.55in
- Hardness: A-20
Enjoy!! 😘
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