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FREE Music @ Adult Swim Presents @ Santos Party House

I woke up hella early today because I’m house sitting and the cats are unbearable.  Not only do I need to give the 16 year old sack of bones a 50 ml IV drip of saline solution daily, but I also need to wipe her post-shit ass to prevent skidmarks on furniture, towels, and my lap because she only produces grade A diarrhea.  And the sweet sound of fecal expulsion.  She and her pal also like to run around on my body beginning around 5am to get fed and who am I to not punch them out. 


But being up early, I also had a chance to read the Metro, which tipped me to the Adult Swim Presents series at Santos Party House.  It is a line-up of free shows hosted by part-owner, full on awesome dood Andrew W.K., who used to wear a wig to maintain his rock persona despite chopping his hyena.   Tonight, performances include:  ANDREW W.K., CHERIE LILY, ALEISTER X, BAD BRILLIANCE, NATALIE PORTMAN’S SHAVED HEAD.  18+ and FREE. Doors open at 7pm, shows start at 7:30pm.


Santos Party House is @ 96 Lafayette Street

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Oliver Hartman - Resident Bargain Whorespondent

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Oliver was born in 1983, the year of the Pig according to the Chinese zodiac. He grew up in Whitefield, Maine, but since college has lived in Boston, Maui, Switzerland, Buenos Aires, San Francisco, Nicaragua, and New York making his bread as a waiter, cocktail boy, camp counselor, writer, english teacher, tennis instructor, guide, model, and design agency jackass.