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16 Mar 2020

If Biden Wants to be President, He has to Stop Being a F***ing Narc

by Hannah Harkness Well, it’s finally happened. We’ve all reached a point in society where we are trapped in our homes due to a dystopian scenario being forced to smoke the whole pack of streaming services. The election talking points have now taken on a virus-y tone with the stakes

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16 Mar 2020

What’s the Line of Succession if COVID-19 Gets Trump and Pence?

by Jackson Curtin Recently, Trump and Pence were exposed to, and shook hands with, someone infected with COVID-19. Initially the two refused to take tests to see if they were in need to be quarantined. That response filled me with hope. What if they contracted the virus, and then died

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16 Mar 2020

The Government has Learned Nothing From Previous Pandemics

by Xan Holbrook As I’m writing this, I’m preparing to move abroad to start work. Or rather, I would be, if only for the fact that the country in question has just closed its borders, and I will be working remotely from here on. A sensible measure, given the emergence

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13 Mar 2020

How to Support Artists, Performers, and Service Industry Folks During Coronavirus

Let’s get real: the American system of “Fuck you, I got mine!” has been proven to be woefully unprepared for the coronavirus pandemic. What a surprise! This plague is laying bare the fact that not having Universal Healthcare or other social safety nets is terrible for society. If we had Universal

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13 Mar 2020

UCSF Experts: 40-70% of the US population Will be Infected Over the Next 12-18 Months

This is some really heavy stuff. On March 10th, an expert panel got together at UCSF to break down what they know so far about COVID-19 and what we can all expect to happen. It’s not good. The very very short version is that “it’s going to get worse before

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12 Mar 2020

Pence Praying 6-7 Times a Day for Trump to Contract Coronavirus  

“If I have to, I’ll give it to him myself” Pence whispered to God on Tuesday morning during prayer group.  The Vice President and appointed ‘Coronavirus Czar‘, may not believe in actual science, but he certainly knows how to listen to the voice in his head. “God has plan,” Pence

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12 Mar 2020

Pence Praying 6-7 Times a Day for Trump to contract Coronvirus  

“If I have to, I’ll give it to him myself” Pence whispered to God on Tuesday morning during prayer group.  The Vice President and appointed ‘Coronavirus Czar‘, may not believe in actual science, but he certainly knows how to listen to the voice in his head. “God has plan,” Pence

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