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If Biden Wants to be President, He has to Stop Being a F***ing Narc
by Hannah Harkness Well, it’s finally happened. We’ve all reached a point in society where we are trapped in our homes due to a dystopian scenario being forced to smoke the whole pack of streaming services. The election talking points have now taken on a virus-y tone with the stakes
What’s the Line of Succession if COVID-19 Gets Trump and Pence?
by Jackson Curtin Recently, Trump and Pence were exposed to, and shook hands with, someone infected with COVID-19. Initially the two refused to take tests to see if they were in need to be quarantined. That response filled me with hope. What if they contracted the virus, and then died
The Government has Learned Nothing From Previous Pandemics
by Xan Holbrook As I’m writing this, I’m preparing to move abroad to start work. Or rather, I would be, if only for the fact that the country in question has just closed its borders, and I will be working remotely from here on. A sensible measure, given the emergence
How to Support Artists, Performers, and Service Industry Folks During Coronavirus
Let’s get real: the American system of “Fuck you, I got mine!” has been proven to be woefully unprepared for the coronavirus pandemic. What a surprise! This plague is laying bare the fact that not having Universal Healthcare or other social safety nets is terrible for society. If we had Universal
UCSF Experts: 40-70% of the US population Will be Infected Over the Next 12-18 Months
This is some really heavy stuff. On March 10th, an expert panel got together at UCSF to break down what they know so far about COVID-19 and what we can all expect to happen. It’s not good. The very very short version is that “it’s going to get worse before
Pence Praying 6-7 Times a Day for Trump to Contract Coronavirus
“If I have to, I’ll give it to him myself” Pence whispered to God on Tuesday morning during prayer group. The Vice President and appointed ‘Coronavirus Czar‘, may not believe in actual science, but he certainly knows how to listen to the voice in his head. “God has plan,” Pence
Pence Praying 6-7 Times a Day for Trump to contract Coronvirus
“If I have to, I’ll give it to him myself” Pence whispered to God on Tuesday morning during prayer group. The Vice President and appointed ‘Coronavirus Czar‘, may not believe in actual science, but he certainly knows how to listen to the voice in his head. “God has plan,” Pence
