Alex Mak - Managing Editor

20 Jun 2019

Fast Food Chain Promises ‘Meatless Burger’ Will Still Cause Diarrhea

The famed ‘meatless’ burger has passed the testing stage and is now making its way into major fast food chains across America. Fast Food CEO and spokesperson Randy Hambuckler, reassured the press this week that, “although the meatless burger does not contain the fast food meat you’ve come to love,

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13 Jun 2019

Riding MUNI Now More Expensive than New York Subway

Starting July 1st, MUNI is raising its single fare price to $3, and the monthly Adult A pass rises to $98.  To put that into perspective, a subway ticket in New York City costs $2.75.  We’ll let you decide which is the better deal. The upcoming fare increase is a

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06 Jun 2019

SF’s Newest Park Next to an Old Navy Shipyard, What Could go Wrong?

India Basin, San Francisco, CA.  Chances are you’ve never heard of it.  I’m 90% sure I went to a rave there in 2008, but apparently lot a has changed in India since then.  Most recently, there’s a 9+ acre park renovation that the city & many private donors have in

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04 Jun 2019

Apple’s New Cheese Grater Promises More Power, Better Cheese

Earlier this week in San Jose, CA., Apple released its latest and greatest designs, including The New Mac Pro, which is the fanciest, fastest, most powerful, cheese grater the world has ever seen.  In announcing Apple’s new foray into kitchenware, Tim Cook came on stage wearing a chef’s hat and

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28 May 2019

MacKenzie Bezos to Give at Least Half Her $36 Billion, to Charity

When you divorce Jeff Bezos, it sometimes creates some predicaments.  You might ask yourself questions like ‘what do I tell the press?’ or ‘will this news hurt the stock of the fastest growing company in history’, and, ‘what do I do with my ex-husbands $36.6 billion dollars?’ McKenzie Bezos, America’s

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23 May 2019

Babyface Avengers Clear Sign that the World is Actually Ending

The new ‘baby’ filter on Snapchat may seem like a quick passing social media trend, but it’s actually a clear sign of the apocalypse.   You may think it’s all just a silly joke.  Until you see what they did to your beloved cast of The Office… But they didn’t stop

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21 May 2019

Dave Chappelle Joins SF Comics, Sup. Peskin To Save the SF Punch Line

As many know by now, a landlord is forcing the closure of beloved comedy club Punch Line SF by denying them a lease renewal this August.  Punch Line will be looking for a different venue in San Francisco to continue its tradition of hosting legendary and up and coming comedians

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