Booze

12 Jun 2009

Penny Beers and Captain Morgan Shots at Ellis Bar 9-10pm

  A penny saved is a beer undrunk tonight, which misleadingly paints Ben Franklin in the ugly light of  the big sopping wet blanket.  Too bad he is a huge baller, rocking hard-partying synapses to come up with incredible discoveries and inventions like the Franklin Stove, which doubled heat output

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10 Jun 2009

FREE Jerk Chicken @ Wednesday Reggae Nights with A Real Jamaican

  At the last reggae night at M Lounge we listened to the latest music from the island courtesy a recently returned couple who asked a local to make them a disc.  Nevermind that they were two whitefolk from Jersey, the music was straight Jamaican, which would disappoint fans of

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09 Jun 2009

Comedy and Secret Science Club : Both FREE and AWESOME

  Today is one of those days where you wake up and curse science for slacking on cloning technology.  Three choices for Grade A Shite.  There are actually infinitie choices for Grade A Shite on almost any night here, but to make my job easier I’ll only catalogue three.  I

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03 Jun 2009

FREE Jack and Beer @ Karaoke Bar in Midtown

Karaoke has absolutely no special place in my heart.  I tried to sing once in Rock Band or Guitar Hero and it was abysmal.  Seems appropriate then that a catering company hasn’t been booking me for gigs because their caffeine jacked, overly tanned, San Diegan only wanted his floor crew

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02 Jun 2009

Cheap Shots @ Cheap Shots, FREE Shots If It's Your B-Day

There is a bar in the East Village that diligently carries the torch that so many others have let extinguish, where  kinda transient, tatoooed patron types collect their paltry earnings and hand them over in exchange for cheap shots, or better yet, glory. Cheap Shots is one of those simple,

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01 Jun 2009

FREE Wine at Imprint TV Launch Party

Imprint-TV is a new news source for the New York area focusing on positive news, hoping there is still some taste and decency left willing to choose uplifting and human over sensationalism.    The fact they are having a launch party with free wine is a good start.   My

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31 May 2009

FREE Colt at VICE Afterparty with RSVP

Although the screening at MoMA is sold out for the documentary “The Ride” there will be an after party thrown/hosted/branded by Vice at Rodeo Bar according to MyOpenBar.  There will also be a midnight performance by The Weight.   Maybe if the modern cowboys rode competition bulls less and protected

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