I like danger and anything I can’t have. My favorite crime is forgery.  It’s a neglected art that we’re taught to be ashamed of.  Before I tutor your first session, here are a few guidelines: The Rules of Forgery. 1st RULE: You do not talk about FORGERY. 2nd RULE:  You DO

Woo-hoo!! Will you look at this baby?!? Goddamn it looks good! This has been a long time coming and I am glad it is finally here. Now that you’re here please take some time to look around. We’ve made some pretty stellar changes to BrokeAssStuart.com so that you’ll get all

If your nipples aren’t bleeding yet, I would assume that you are not human. I can understand, however, the physical dexterity you possess, which prevents blood from leaking out of your tightly erect nipples, if you answer to the names Mr. Freeze, Queen Elsa of Arendelle, Princess Anna of Arendelle,

Is your New Years resolution to save more money by making food at home? San Francisco based Nomiku was recently featured in Saveur and on Forbes’ list of 30 sensational mega-brains under 30. Nomiku is also the world’s first ever sous vide immersion circulator for the home. That means now everyone can cook delicious michelin

In the last 6 months alone, I have bartered for 20/20 vision via $4000 Lasik eye surgery, $2500 in catering, $400 worth of handyman work, $660 worth of hypnotherapy sessions, 20 Kinky Salon tickets, $1200 worth of gym membership/ personal training, $140 Deva hair cuts, and a $390 Burningman ticket. If I can barter for all

Being a broke-ass smoker in New York you probably know the codes to buying loosie cigarettes in your local bodegas, and you probably know a guy, or two, who deliver those eight-dollar boxes. Smoking, just as everything else in this city, is hell-a pricey, and loosies have become a thing, like in many

  Join On Location Tours during this holiday season for the 2nd annual launch of their Holiday Lights & Movie Sites Tour. This guided bus tour highlights how New York City sparkles during the holidays while featuring iconic landmarks as well as some of the city’s hidden gems. See locations