Comedy

29 Mar 2017

10 People Who Would Run HUD Better Than Ben Carson

Ben Carson is in charge of the United States’ Department of Housing and Urban Development. That means that Secretary Carson (blech) oversees the government’s Public and Indian Housing Programs, Equal Opportunity and Fair Housing programs, and several other programs meant to bring equality and justice to all. This is the

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28 Mar 2017

You Can Assign Tasks to Casual Lovers

Men & women both love feeling useful. And trust me, if you live alone there is probably a big gaping hole in your skill set that leaves some tasks poorly done, or not done at all. I once got knocked in the head three times a week by a rod

Kaytlin Bailey 0
27 Mar 2017

What Your Yoga Pants Say About You

By: Mar-Li Pitcher  It’s a Tuesday afternoon. You’ve got your latte in hand and you’re ready to take over the world, one downward facing dog at a time. 1. You’re Fearless Yoga pants don’t exactly leave a lot to the imagination. But you don’t care about that, do you? You’ve

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17 Mar 2017

A Brief History of Names My Students Have Given Me

I am a public school teacher. You probably already knew that because of the title of the thing you are reading, or because you follow me on social media, or maybe because you have been in the same room as me for longer than four minutes, which is about the

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14 Mar 2017

How to Get Laid, Without Tinder

Now that we’ve all come to the cruel realization that orgasms are not like seamless orders, some of us are starting to wonder how people get laid without tinder? Of course, there are other apps, dating websites, and social media pages where you can try to turn acquaintanceship into sweaty

Kaytlin Bailey 0
14 Mar 2017

Sexual Positions Guys Think Are ‘Awesome’ But They Are Actually Terrible

Guys, we know you love the thought of getting creative in the bedroom. Somehow you just never do. Unlike you, the ladies have a harder time coming to climax. Simply because sex, for us, is about a balance of passion and the right position. We want to be mentally and

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10 Mar 2017

The XXXFiles: Agent Mulder’s Secret Porn Obsession

The X-Files. What can you say about it? It changed TV forever. How many shows can you think of right now that have been influenced by it? It has become an integral part of 90’s nostalgia and a landmark in Television history. X-File fans know of a running joke through the first

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