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How to Make Friends in San Francisco
Are you new to the city? Maybe you’re a software engineer who’s a bit socially awkward? Maybe you’ve made enough Fortnite friends this year, and it’s just time you met some real-life people? Anyway, whatever it is, don’t worry. We have some foolproof ways to make friends in San Francisco.
Half of All Cellphone Calls in 2019, will be Robocalls from Scammers
I don’t know about you, but I get daily robocalls on my cellphone. Most of my friends do too. Some get text messages telling them they’ve won something, some get voice mails telling them they’re in trouble with the ‘IRS’ or ‘the bank’ and they need to buy some kind
Hallmark Cards to Grandparents Now Subtly Mention Inheritance
It’s Valentines Day again soon, and America is gearing up for a lovely day full of candy, chocolate, & romance. Holiday Card makers Hallmark are also gearing up for a very busy week of business, although we’re told it’s not all hearts and cherubs at company headquarters this year. It turns
How You’re Gonna Win SF Beer Week 2019
Beer drinkers from every corner of the Bay will be stroking their beards and sipping the finest ales, sours, stouts, porters, pilsners, and pub ales the world has ever seen…why? Because it’s SF Beer Week, and there will be hundreds of new beers to try and all sorts of fun events
Opioid Epidemic at the Start of 2019: Where’s the Progress We Were Promised?
By Kate Harveston When tens of thousands of your fellow citizens die in one year from the same preventable cause, you rightly call it a “crisis.” You might not know the opioid epidemic is a proper crisis, though — not with the administrative branch of the government and most of the media
Ted Cruz Talks to MAGA Teen About Living with ‘Punchable Face Syndrome’
“I’m a survivor, you’re a survivor, God knows it wasn’t easy”. Ted Cruz on living with PFS (Punchable Face Syndrome). Senator Ted Cruz of Texas reached out to the embattled MAGA hat wearing teenager Nick Sandmann Sunday to speak with him about the dangers of living with PFS, commonly known as ‘Punchable Face
Trump to Hire Fyre Festival Staff to Promote/Build Border Wall
“We’re going to get the models, and the sand, and build a beautiful wall in the desert…and Kanye is coming” A month into the government shutdown, President Trump announced that the border wall between Mexico and USA was going to be built without the help of the US Congress. “We’re don’t need Pelosi and Shumy to do this,” Trump said