The Holland Bar is a real dive bar where most people are regulars who aren’t worried about how cool or attractive or sober or sane they come off. They come here because there’s a decent jukebox with shit like Jim Croce, Sinatra, and the Stones, pints of Budweiser for $3,

I wish that I were fat, like really fat. I wanna be the 600 pounds kind of fat where I’m just like, ‘œYou know what? Fuck it. This dieting thing just ain’t gonna work. I’mma just eat anything I want, all the time.’ Anyone one who knows me, knows I’m

The single most impressive thing about Dave’s Tavern is that every night one of the regulars gets 86’d.  It must have been me and Paul’s lucky night because we saw two of them get the boot.  The first one was this guy who was obsessed with one of the female