Mayor Daniel Lurie is something of a San Francisco phenomenon. He’s not just the mayor, but a constructed social media icon. He’s a corporate milquetoast mascot forced upon a city known for counter culture and rebellion. So it was only a matter of time before someone wanted to ass blast him.
I should have expected this, but I didn’t.
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When photos of fliers hung up around the Castro inquiring about a “Daniel Lurie Impersonator” for a film called “Let’s Blow San Francisco” started popping up in my inbox, I thought to myself that someone was trying to troll a troll, but upon investigation, it appears there are some people that want Lurie to do more than just make the city rise.
Someone out there clearly wants to get in the mayor’s pants, potentially even split some seams, which is fitting considering he is the heir to the Levi Jeans fortune.
And one of the men behind it goes by the name “Scooter,” according to some rock hard deep penetrative investigative journalism by Saul Sugarman at The Bold Italic.
And then I thought to myself, who could be behind this? While I have no solid evidence, and this theory is completely speculative, a certain member of the LGBTQIA community who also ran for District 5 goes by the nickname Scooter…
However, I don’t want to speculate too much as I don’t have any rock hard evidence.
But if this project is in fact real, and not one of the best psy ops in modern San Francisco history, if “Let’s Blow San Francisco” is a success, will SF become the capital of gay political parody porn?
And what if they don’t find their Lurie Impersonator? Will the project forever remain in developmental hell or will they use the city’s many AI resources to make an AI Lurie and take it to pound town?
And how will the Mayor respond? Daniel Lurie is arguably America’s most social media savvy mayor? Will he look at this as an innovative way to carry the Castro when he’s up for reerection? I mean reelection…
Or what if he did something brave, what if he volunteered? What if Daniel Lurie is the first Mayor in American history to openly star as himself in a gay porn. San Francisco has always scared middle America, but this would absolutely terrify them.
At this point, “Let’s blow San Francisco” is merely a concept. A fever dream in a city filled with fever dreams. No brave Lurie has come forth from the shadows of the city to take the D. And Scooter remains Lurieless.
For now.
If you’re a member of the LGBTQIA community, look like Daniel Lurie, and you’re not on the DL, you can submit your application to potentially be a part of San Francisco history at [email protected]
