Abraham Woodliff

I'm a Bay Area writer, content creator, troll and accidental filmmaker known for Bay Area Memes.

This New California Bill Could Help Fight Monopolies Like Amazon and PG&E

Aug 5, 2026

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This New California Bill Could Help Fight Monopolies Like Amazon and PG&E

Can the COMPETE Act Combat Monopolies In California?

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Oakland Has Bigger Problems Than Mistah Fab's Fireworks.

Jul 27, 2026

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Oakland Has Bigger Problems Than Mistah Fab's Fireworks.

His alleged fireworks, that is.

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A Short Timeline Of All The Times PG&E F**KED OVER San Francisco

Jul 21, 2026

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A Short Timeline Of All The Times PG&E F**KED OVER San Francisco

I think it's time to breakup with privatized power.

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An AI Data Center May Be Replacing The Cow Palace

Jul 13, 2026

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An AI Data Center May Be Replacing The Cow Palace

Will San Francisco accept a Data Center at its doorstep?

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1 Out of Every 100 San Franciscans Is Homeless

Jul 6, 2026

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1 Out of Every 100 San Franciscans Is Homeless

How did we get here?

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San Francisco Rap Legend, Andre Nickatina Collapses On Stage During Santa Cruz Performance

Jun 29, 2026

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San Francisco Rap Legend, Andre Nickatina Collapses On Stage During Santa Cruz Performance

Is Andre Alright?

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Oakland's First Friday At Risk Of Permanent Closure

Jun 22, 2026

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Oakland's First Friday At Risk Of Permanent Closure

Is First Friday going to be a thing of the past?

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R.I.P. Oliver Tree: A Santa Cruz Legend gone too soon

Jun 15, 2026

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R.I.P. Oliver Tree: A Santa Cruz Legend gone too soon

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Silicon Valley and the Next Generation of Sex Work

Jun 8, 2026

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Silicon Valley and the Next Generation of Sex Work

In a world where human skills are depreciated, humanity itself remains valuable.

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Why Getting Bipped Is a Bay Area Rite of Passage

Jun 1, 2026

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Why Getting Bipped Is a Bay Area Rite of Passage

Welcome to the Brotherhood

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Someone is Looking For a Daniel Lurie Impersonator for a Gay Adult Film

May 25, 2026

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Someone is Looking For a Daniel Lurie Impersonator for a Gay Adult Film

Will they find their Lurie?

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Why Drake Shouted Out Antioch & Oakland On His New Album

May 18, 2026

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Why Drake Shouted Out Antioch & Oakland On His New Album

Drake Used Antioch To Beat Kendrick?

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What Saikat Chakrabarti's Rally Says About San Francisco

May 11, 2026

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What Saikat Chakrabarti's Rally Says About San Francisco

And its possible political future

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San Francisco Might Have a New Anthem, But It's Less a Celebration and More a Therapy Session.

Apr 27, 2026

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2 min read

San Francisco Might Have a New Anthem, But It's Less a Celebration and More a Therapy Session.

Did Thee Snake Charmers Make An Anthem To Cry at the Dive Bar to?

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How Did "Irving" the Sea Lion End Up In the Outer Sunset?

Apr 21, 2026

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How Did "Irving" the Sea Lion End Up In the Outer Sunset?

What the fu...

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Landlord Doubled The Rent On El Faro, Restaurant May Close Down

Apr 14, 2026

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Landlord Doubled The Rent On El Faro, Restaurant May Close Down

From $3250 to $7500 overnight

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Homicides Skyrocket in San Francisco, Despite City Hall's Emphasis on Public Safety

Apr 7, 2026

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4 min read

Homicides Skyrocket in San Francisco, Despite City Hall's Emphasis on Public Safety

A City with a murder rate on the rise.

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Nostalgia is Killing the Bay Area. Don't Let It.

Mar 31, 2026

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Nostalgia is Killing the Bay Area. Don't Let It.

A critique of nostalgia's grip on the Bay Area: why dwelling in the past threatens the Bay's future and community.

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The Government of Algeria Buys a Historic San Francisco Mansion

Mar 17, 2026

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The Government of Algeria Buys a Historic San Francisco Mansion

San Francisco real estate is weird.

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From Rising Violent Crime to Rising Rents, Is the Daniel Lurie Honeymoon Over?

Mar 10, 2026

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From Rising Violent Crime to Rising Rents, Is the Daniel Lurie Honeymoon Over?

Has mayor Lurie's PR miracle come to an end?

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Neighbors for a Better San Francisco Have Raised $10 Million to Stop Progressives in San Francisco

Mar 3, 2026

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5 min read

Neighbors for a Better San Francisco Have Raised $10 Million to Stop Progressives in San Francisco

That's a lot of money...

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Oakland Teachers Could Be The Next To Strike

Feb 24, 2026

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Oakland Teachers Could Be The Next To Strike

San Francisco's Strike May Have Crossed The Bridge

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Why The Bay Area's Billionaires Should Save BART

Feb 17, 2026

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5 min read

Why The Bay Area's Billionaires Should Save BART

The Rich Should Subsidize Us For Once

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Cardi B Twerked On A Robot In San Francisco And Moved Humanity Forward

Feb 10, 2026

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Cardi B Twerked On A Robot In San Francisco And Moved Humanity Forward

One Small Lap Dance For Man, One Giant Leap For Mankind

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Who Is Behind The 'Billionaires' March?'

Feb 3, 2026

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5 min read

Who Is Behind The 'Billionaires' March?'

Please let this be a joke.

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