Be a Better Masturbator
Ok, so let’s say you’re looking to do something cheap today but don’t feel like sitting on the hard bleachers at a $2 baseball game and don’t wanna watch movies with a bunch of people who are too cool to put brakes on their bicycles.
Perhaps you just feel like learning better ways to enjoy your own company. And by that, I mean getting your jollies off. And by getting your jollies off, I mean touching yourself in the hoo-hoo. And by touching yourself in the hoo-hoo, I mean everybody’s favorite “-tion”, masturbation! Hooray for playing with yourself!!!
We at Broke-Ass Stuart’s Goddamn Website are very sex positive (despite a handful of negative experiences of course) and we believe that everyone deserves as many orgasms as possible, whether they be with a partner, some partners (we don’t judge), or self-inflicted. That’s why we’re glad to inform you that this is National Masturbation Month and Good Vibrations is teaching workshops.
As you may have guessed by now tonight’s workshop is all about pleasing yourself. It’s called Masturbation with Intention: Expanding the Meaning of Self Pleasure. For those of you who think it’s normal to cry after sex, this might be a good starting point for you. The workshop is at GV’s Berkeley location and starts at 5:30 pm.
The only really strange thing about all of this is that GV’s #1 new product is a Hello Kitty vibrator. Then again who am I to judge which cartoon characters get you off?
5:30-6:30 pm
2504 San Pablo Ave. @ Dwight Way
Berkeley, CA
510-841-8987
