Cheap Drinks — Yelp Drinks Week!

I hope you’re paying attention because THIS IS IMPORTANT: Today is the last day of San Francisco’s Yelp Drinks Week.  Twenty-five participating bars and restaurants are selling selected drinks for half off.  That’s halfway to FREE.  Get on that shit!

They do the discount math for you probably because they know you'll be too drunk to do it on your own.

Yelp says that these deals are good all day “until supplies last,” which presumably means whenever the bar runs out of their discounted booze.  That means you better get started early, as in, right now.  Don’t worry, drinking this early in the day doesn’t make you an alcoholic.  It makes you financially responsible.

Here is a map of all the participating locations so you can plan your Muni route accordingly.

If for some reason you can’t make the event in San Francisco, fret not.  Yelp is sponsoring another Drinks Week in Silicon Valley starting Monday; East Bay Yelp Drinks Week starts the following Monday the 15th.  Thank God for small favors (and cheap handouts).

Google Map compliments of Max Elman