L.A. Fashion Week Haiku
The Bay's best newsletter for underground events & news
L.A. Fashion Week
Are you fucking kidding me?
High heels nylons.
Runway in a church
Sapporo, God, don’t judge me
Paparazzi fail.
Haute couture bullshit
Celebrities and candy
Occupy L.A.
Watch them go, so fast
That model is too skinny
Oops, did she just fall?!
Bulimia puke
Is that what we should look like?
Give her some pizza.
Angels in the night
Their fifteen minutes of fame
Clap, applaud, whistle.
Good think I snuck in
To see those expensive shoes
That I’ll never own.
