Broke-Ass Stuart Pub Crawl Tix on Sale NOW!

Have you ever had the desire to to roll around San Francisco in a big school bus drinking beer and ransacking local bars?  If so, March 15th is your lucky day.  My buddy Ken planned out the original pub crawl after blacking out from a night of attempting to hit every bar in my original zine.  Now we’re officially on our seventh installment of total fucking madness.  This year I’m renting out the amazing Teacher Bus for four hours of mobile shenanigans.  It’s got an ipod hook-up, it runs on bio-fuel, and it’s got a bloody dance floor!  I mean, just look how ill this bus is:

This time the event is happening on Friday, March 15th and the cost is $40 which will secure you: a seat on the bus, beer on the bus, and a magical mystery tour of bars all over San Francisco.

There are two kinds of people in this world, those that are on the bus and those that are off.  Which one are you?  If you said, “on” then click here and buy your ticket right now because this shit is guaranteed to sell out quickly.  Wanna see pics from previous years?  Then click here,  here and here.

Yeah, I figured that would get you going.  Buy your ticket NOW! Thanks to PBR for their generous sponsorship of this madness.

**Once you purchase tickets, all the info for the evening will be emailed to you.