Get Your Hands on my Giant Package!
You get all this stuff in the package! Sorry you’re not getting my metaphorical package.
We know you beautiful, broke folks love free shit — and who doesn’t? So we’ve decided to put together our frist ever Broke-Ass Instagram Contest to help unite you with that good shit! Is it easy? Duh! Will there be rad prizes? You better believe it! Don’t believe us? Read on for all the deets!
Here’s the deal, we know you want that dope dope but you don’t want to work too hard, real life. So our contest is about as easy as you can get. All you need to enter our wild and crazy contest is an Instagram account and the ability to type a few words. Boom. Find us on Instagram @BrokeAssStuart, follow us, and leave a comment on this photo telling us why the hell YOU are our Broke-Ass Winner. That’s fucking it!
No forms to fill out, no hoops to jump through, and no bullshit to deal with. We will keep track of our new adds (and our favorite comments) and on the last day of the month we will pick one to be the winner and announce them! And what does the lucky winner get?
You get a Broke-Ass Prize Pack including:
– A shirt of your choice (guys here, gals here).
– A sweatshirt of your choice.
– A coffee mug of your choice.
– A baby onesie of your choice.
– A Love Notes and Other Disasters zine.
– A stack of stickers.
– A resistance button pack.
You could get this shirt and a bunch of other rad stuff for free!
Hot damn! Is that not an awesome prize pack? You get SO MUCH rad stuff for free!
Follow us today and get ready to see just how bitchin’ life is in the winners circle!
