So you still don’t have a Valentine, huh? Not to worry – you don’t have to stay home and watch porn all by your lonesome this year! Just in time for Valentine’s Day, HAM PANTS PRODUCTIONS is proud to present: the second-annual NAKED DUDES READING

Even though we all claim to be broke-asses, most of us keep the small amount of money we do have in the bank (unless you are my friend Gabe who doesn’t believe in banks).  But, as most of us have realized by now, banks are pretty sneaky. They say they

I was recently in the Big Apple and luckily scored FREE passes to the MOMA while I was there.  It was really awesome – but I would like to think that our SF MOMA is even cooler because they are letting everyone in for FREE this weekend! Festivities include a

  Here come Peter Cottontail…  In America, we celebrate Easter with pagan symbols such as life-size bunnies and colorful eggs. In most other Christian countries , they are still stuck on that whole Jesus thing. For any of you that used to get dragged to church by your parents, you

  Today seems like one of those Thirsty Thursdays. You know, when you’re already looking forward to happy hour before you’ve even had your first cup of coffee. Well – tonight you are in luck! Head over to Cafe Prague in the Financial District after work for the second annual

Don’t miss the bus!  Muni rides are FREE all day today – even cable cars! Why not be a tourist in your own city and take a ride? On December 28, 1912, the San Francisco Municipal Railway celebrated its opening-day ceremony at Geary and Kearny. As the first major, publicly-owned, land-based transit

For those of us sill believing that Dooms Day is on its way, come out tonight to see what the Mayans really have to say about it. Even broke-asses will have a chance to see what all the fuss is about – it’s FREE! There will be a ceremony to