Finally, you have a reason to shave your hair into a mullet and lace up your glittery boots. And no, I’m not talking about grocery shopping or going to grandma’s funeral. This is YOUR time to shine, grandma has officially checked out. Now that she’s out of the picture, time

Imagine taking a vacation to an island that’s a dark and steamy jungle, filled with tropical foliage and tame animals. You’re cozying up next to the fire pit, sipping a freshly squeezed mojito surrounded by the attractive natives. Sound appealing? Well, you’re poor and that’s probably not going to happen

Do you love learning? I thought you did (by the way, you look amazing. Have you lost weight?). More importantly, how do you feel about alcohol? From your breath, I would say pretty good. Oh my god, I have an idea. What if the two were combined? Just when you