I don’t have anything good for you today.  I’m a total wreck.  Friday night was my birthday party.  People gave me too much whiskey.  I puked.  Then I got up Saturday morning, still drunk, put on a Santa suit and drank for 12 hours. I’m too old for this shit.

Just thought I’d let you all know that tonight is pure awesomeness at El Rio.  Like every Friday, there will be FREE Oysters starting at 5:30pm done by the infamous shucker Jackie and back up by Sissy Boy.  This literally happens every Friday and if you didn’t know this by

Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit…probably not.

Since not everyone on your holiday shopping list will want some of this awesomeness, you’ll probably have to do at least some of your gift buying somewhere else.  Luckily the merchants of the Mission District know you almost as well as I do and realize that you might want to

So remember a few weeks ago when Little Star Pizza on Divis did that awesome thing where they made their pizzas half off for the night?  Well guess what?  They are doing that shit again for the next THREE fucking nights from 5-6:30pm! Yup, the folks at Viv are at

I’m not gonna lie.  I never got that into punk.  I just don’t think I was angst ridden enough when I was 15 and everyone else was getting into it.  I was more focused on shit like The Doors and Jimi Hendrix and trying to score some mushrooms.  Since then

Most of the time, when I’m out doing holiday shopping, the only FREE thing I get is utter annoyance. It’s like: really lady why are you walking so damn slow and down the middle of the isle so I can’t get past you?  Did Jesus put you up to this