By Broke-Ass Stuart Thanks to both Monica the Intern (from this website) and Maris from Bay Area Bourgeois for hipping me to all the great FREE shows going on during this year’s Noise Pop Festival.  If you’ve got tips for great cheap shit hit me up at info@brokeassstuart.com. People all over

  by Broke-Ass Stuart     Good God!  Can you think of anything more just and holy in the world?  My fingers are trembling too much from excitement to get into all the details, so just click here for the 411.  It’s happening today, like right now.  GO!

  This is YOUR race so come out and show your support!  It takes place at 11:30am on the steps of SF’s City Hall.  See you there!   To learn more about the cause, go here

by Broke-Ass Stuart     For all those who’ve been keeping up on the whole ruining of Bay to Breakers ordeal, I’ve got some interesting news.  The Citizens for the Preservation of Bay to Breakers, a group of which I’m on the committee, has decided to hold a press conference on the

    Every Sunday Kindness Kitchen will be serving FREE vegetarian Indian food from 11:30am-3pm.  It all goes down at the Maharani Restaurant.  While your bill will be $0.00, you are encouraged to donate as much money as you choose.  Part of the money goes to charity and the other part

    If you get a chance, pick up the SF Chronicle today.  I was interviewed for an article defending Bay to Breakers.  The article is pretty good, even if the writer opted to quote me as Stuart Schuffman instead of Broke-Ass Stuart like I asked him to.  Whatever.  Here’s

    Instead of sitting at home and masturbating with your tears while thinking about your ex, why don’t you go out and do something for Valentine’s Day’s this year?  No, I don’t mean surprising said ex and begging them to take you back, I mean doing something completely different than you did