Eats

$5 Samurai Brunch – Konichiwa Bitches!
“When I was little my father was famous. He was the greatest samurai in the empire and he was the shogun’s decapitator…” For those of you who grew up listening to Wu Tang, you’ll recognize those words as the opening lines from The Gza’s Liquid Swords album. The

$2.50 Hand Roll on the Run in J-town
Eating in a food court can be depressing, but May’s Coffee Shop in the Japan Center Kintetsu Mall is not your usual food court fare. Of course, although, it is a concrete monolith, the Japan Center is not your typical mall. Situated in the center section of the complex,

BYOB takes the financial ruin out of “dinner and drinksâ€
Standing alone, a dinner or drinks can be manageable, but combined…well, that’s just stupid. It’s like fighting two bears. I can’t do that. Budgets begin to implode. Enter BYOB restaurants – places where owners are lazy, poor, or philosophically aligned with drinking malt liquor with your dinner. I hardly ever

Free Filet Mignon Sandwiches – Going Fast
For those of you who have the San Francisco book, you might remember a little passage that goes like this: Morton’s Steakhouse: 400 Post St. @ Powell I am a golden god for giving this one to you! Yes my friends this one here is fucking gorgeous! Every Monday-Friday

Creme Brulee on Wheels
The sun is out and the people are shining vibrant shades of pink. Nice days in San Francisco mean mainly one thing for the denizens of the Mission, Noe Valley, and The Castro: fucking off all day in Dolores Park. I was walking through DP yesterday when I ran into

Free Fancy Pants Coffee at Four Barrel
I’m not a coffee drinker. Not that there’s anything wrong with it (for fuck’s sake, we all know I have more vices than I can count), it’s just never been my thing. But I certainly know how important the dark drink is to some people. Back in high school I