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19 Mar 2020

Tenant Info: The Government Response to Evictions During this Pandemic

Ask a Tenants Right’s Lawyer is your chance to learn how to survive as a renter in San Francisco.  Attorney Daniel Wayne has a lot of the information you need to keep you in your home.  Got a question? Send an email to alex@brokeassstuart.com and we will forward it on. As you are

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16 Mar 2020

What’s the Line of Succession if COVID-19 Gets Trump and Pence?

by Jackson Curtin Recently, Trump and Pence were exposed to, and shook hands with, someone infected with COVID-19. Initially the two refused to take tests to see if they were in need to be quarantined. That response filled me with hope. What if they contracted the virus, and then died

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13 Mar 2020

How to Support Artists, Performers, and Service Industry Folks During Coronavirus

Let’s get real: the American system of “Fuck you, I got mine!” has been proven to be woefully unprepared for the coronavirus pandemic. What a surprise! This plague is laying bare the fact that not having Universal Healthcare or other social safety nets is terrible for society. If we had Universal

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12 Mar 2020

Pence Praying 6-7 Times a Day for Trump to Contract Coronavirus  

“If I have to, I’ll give it to him myself” Pence whispered to God on Tuesday morning during prayer group.  The Vice President and appointed ‘Coronavirus Czar‘, may not believe in actual science, but he certainly knows how to listen to the voice in his head. “God has plan,” Pence

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12 Mar 2020

Pence Praying 6-7 Times a Day for Trump to contract Coronvirus  

“If I have to, I’ll give it to him myself” Pence whispered to God on Tuesday morning during prayer group.  The Vice President and appointed ‘Coronavirus Czar‘, may not believe in actual science, but he certainly knows how to listen to the voice in his head. “God has plan,” Pence

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12 Mar 2020

What To Do If You Are Sick

What To Do If You Are Sick with Coronavirus aka Covid-19 Call your doctor:  If you think you have been exposed to COVID-19 and develop a fever1 and symptoms of respiratory illness, such as cough or difficulty breathing, call your healthcare provider immediately. This information comes directly from the Center of Disease

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09 Mar 2020

What Do Centennials Say About Living Such Long Lives?

by Limus Woods Recently, on February 24th, 2020,  the world’s oldest man died. His name was Mr. Chitetsu Watanabe, he was from Japan, and he’d lived to be 112 years old. I was like “Damn! Do I even wanna live that long??” I guess if I had a good life

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