Recently, I gave my grandma a jingle to thank her for the desperately-needed cash that she sent to me for my birthday. Little did I know that my 80 year old granny has been reading this Goddamn Website! I mean, she lives in LA, chain smokes, goes to galleries, and

Finally, you have a reason to shave your hair into a mullet and lace up your glittery boots. And no, I’m not talking about grocery shopping or going to grandma’s funeral. This is YOUR time to shine, grandma has officially checked out. Now that she’s out of the picture, time