I went to the Green Festival yesterday and saw all kinds of hot hippie mamas and weird smelly dudes.  I mean there was more than that of course, but come on, I gotta make fun of something!  While I was there I remembered that there was such a thing as

Alright.  I’m about to get super green on you, so if you hate trees and recycling and wildlife and the planet then don’t bother reading on.  But also if you really hate all those things do me a solid and try not to procreate.  This weekend is the annual San