Fresh outta high school, I moved out of my parents house and in with my first super serious girlfriend. In hindsight, this was a mistake. But at the time, I didn’t see the signs. She was a soul sucking nightmare of a woman…but god, she was sexy and great in

So I’m busy as all hell and don’t have the time to rearrange things so they seem like my words. And it’s really important that EVERYONE hears about this since Douchie Donnie’s administration drastical cut down the registration period. So because of all this I’m literally copying and pasting Nancy

This is fairly appropriate for today considering that I had to cut my road trip short due to sickness.  Seriously, yesterday was one of the sickest days of my adult life.  It was a beautiful day in Los Angeles, and while my friends were at a rooftop pool, I was