San Francisco

Some Art Openings, Shows, & Festivals In SF
By Tiffany Yau Come to your Census: Who Counts in America? https://ybca.org/event/come-to-your-census-who-counts-in-america/ YBCA March 27 – July 31 In the next four months, the 2020 Census will be open and the results will determine the allocation of federal funding and political representation for the next decade of our community—from affordable

The Art Openings, Shows, & Festivals In SF
By Tiffany Yau Come to your Census: Who Counts in America? https://ybca.org/event/come-to-your-census-who-counts-in-america/ YBCA March 27 – July 31 In the next four months, the 2020 Census will be open and the results will determine the allocation of federal funding and political representation for the next decade of our community—from affordable

100K Tulips In SF, & You Can Pick Your Own for Free
Why this is happening a few weeks AFTER Valentine’s Day is beyond me, but Tulip Day is a Dutch-inspired day that was invented to celebrate the opening of Tulip Season in Amsterdam. Anyway, next month there will be 100k + tulips in Union Square San Francisco, and they’re free! Deets

What it’s like to come in last place in a Drag Beauty Pageant
By Eddie Jen My roommate and I share a secret hand signal for embarrassing public moments. Like when the couple you’re having dinner with starts fighting. There’s no other way to express your discomfort at that moment — when you can’t talk, you can’t leave — you just have to

Telegraph Hill Resident Posts Letter Accusing Neighbor of Being an Idiot
Sometimes life throws you a smile. Residents of Telegraph Hill have taken to the street and posted maybe the most passive-aggressive, non-neighborly, and hilarious ‘note’ we’ve ever read. The letter posted on the street titled ‘Do You Burn Wood?‘ (no doubt directly in front of the offending neighbor’s house) lists

Telegraph Hill Residents Posts Letter Accusing Neighbor of Being an Idiot
Sometimes life throws you a smile. Residents of Telegraph Hill have taken to the street and posted maybe the most passive-aggressive, non-neighborly, and hilarious ‘note’ we’ve ever read. The letter posted on the street titled ‘Do You Burn Wood?‘ (no doubt directly in front of the offending neighbor’s house) lists

The 10 Best Trees To Have Sex With In San Francisco
Like many dendrophiles in our community I have been dating dozens of trees over the years. I’ve had wild nights of passion, and of course slow romantic buildups to incredible, blossoming relationships. Before I get started with my list of the 10 best trees to have sex with in SF, I’d like to tell everyone