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22 Sep 2014

Why Everyone is Freaking Out About Facebook Messenger

In 2014, using Facebook is about as exciting as your flossing routine: idle, half-assed, and embedded in life’s daily humdrum. On your increasingly predictable feed, even that one insane girl you went to second grade with has ceased to be entertaining. Where there were once titillating overshares, there are now…

Annie Gaus - Grifter 0
iPhone 6
12 Sep 2014

Apple Stops ‘Thinking Different’ and Starts ‘Thinking Bigger’ with iPhone 6

“Bigger than bigger” is Apple’s new iPhone 6 slogan. One can almost hear a bro-programmer saying “That’s like…BIGGER SQUARED!  BIGGER to the fourth power…BRO!” But when calmer heads prevail we see a play on words, ie “bigger” in terms of literal size “my Hummer is bigger than your Prius” and then there’s conceptually “bigger”…

Alex Mak - Broke Broadcaster 0
Brian-Posehn
03 Sep 2014

Win Two Tickets to see Brian Posehn @ Knitting Factory BK!

We’re super excited over here at BAS to bring this giveaway to you. You can win TWO FREE tickets to see hilarious Brian Posehn at his Saturday, September 13, 2014 show @ Knitting Factory in Brooklyn! Or, you can pay the moderate sum of $22 and it would still be…

illyanna Maisonet - La Gorda 0
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11 Aug 2014

Are You A Tech Writer? Then Broke-Ass Stuart Needs You!

Broke-Ass Stuart is looking for tech writers!   If you’re the type of weirdo that likes sitting in your drawls – preferably at home – while writing about SEO, SMM, budget friendly consumer electronics, and how readers can build their own responsive blog themes, you’re the weirdo for us!   …

illyanna Maisonet - La Gorda 0
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23 Jul 2014

Win Tickets: Rush Midnight + VICE + Food Trucks @ Last Thursdays Brooklyn

  Last Thursdays is a monthly showcase of new work by visual, musical & culinary artists in the local arts community founded by San Francisco creative collective The SUB. This month, Last Thursdays comes to Brooklyn at The Foundation. Bringing you burners and their light-installation sculptures, Rush Midnight DJ set, Brooklyn Brewery, Morris…

illyanna Maisonet - La Gorda 0
22 Jan 2015

LOVE NOTES AND OTHER DISASTERS ZINE

A brand new collection of Broke-Ass Stuart's writing made up of some of his most famous pieces and new things never before published.

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap
Get freaky y'all
14 Feb 2013

How To Get More Bang (wink wink) For Your Bottle

So, it’s Valentine’s week (Yes, it’s an entire week now. Sorry.) and I don’t care if you’re fully ball-n-chained or single and swinging that thang all over the city, one thing V-day evokes in every last warm-blooded human being is the desire to get… some. You know what I’m talking about,…

Emily Crichton - Two Buck Chick 0
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12 Feb 2013

Things From the 80’s That Would Definitely Improve My Life Today

Sometimes when the snow is turning to slush, and the coffee machine has recently broken, and it’s a Monday, don’t you all sometimes wish you could curl up with your twelve Popples, make a rainbow on your Lite-Brite, and call it a day. Life just seemed easier when someone was…

Patricia Scull - Patty the Pauper 0