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Furries Robbed of Fursuits Before Burning Man! Suspected Weasels Still at Large
A Uhaul truck full of fursuits and Burning Man supplies was stolen this Sunday and has the furry community asking, “what kind of an animal would do such a thing?” On August 24th Zarafa Giraffe was packing a Uhaul with fellow furries and getting ready to drive to Camp Fur in Black Rock
Steve Bannon’s New Movie Trailer is Out, and Yes, It is Insane
Former alt-right mouthpiece and Darth Vader look-alike Steve Bannon is releasing his new film “Trump @ War,” on September 9th of this year. The film’s trailer is full of news clips and sound bites depicting political protests, violent clashes, and white guy voice overs extolling Trump’s amazing accomplishments in office. It’s designed
Moviepass Misery Continues as they Refuse to Let Customers Leave
Moviepass, perhaps the best thing that ever happened to movie fans since buttered popcorn and reclinable chairs, has officially taken a psychotic Cathy Bates level turn, and is refusing to let its customers leave. Customers who have canceled their Moviepass subscriptions in the past month have been getting an email explaining
New Warrior Arena Reportedly ‘NOT’ a New Death Star in Mission Bay
There is new intelligence concerning the 1$ billion dollar arena being built in San Francisco’s Mission Bay, these plans were taken at great cost to brokeassstuart.com, meaning this reporter had to get off his bike, walk into an ‘exit only’ gate, and take a couple pictures before being asked to
‘Showgirls’ Show Celebrates 20th Anniversary With #MeToo Realness
This year’s annual Showgirls production is a response to the alleged real-life sexual misconduct of a Saved by the Bell star. Marking the 20th anniversary of Peaches Christ’s original 1998 Midnight Mass screening of the awful but enduring movie Showgirls, this year’s live musical homage I, Nomi opens Thursday night
Hackers Dox ICE, Microsoft Employees Rebel, & Trump Backs Down
Our new Tech Column was made possible by the fine folks at Mozilla Firefox. The nonprofit Mozilla Foundation believes the Internet must always remain a global public resource that is open and accessible to all. And that’s why we love Firefox. BY MATTHEW GERRING Outrage over the Trump administration separating children from
Hackers Dox ICE, Microsoft Employees Rebel, & Trump Caves
Our new Tech Column was made possible by the fine folks at Mozilla Firefox. The nonprofit Mozilla Foundation believes the Internet must always remain a global public resource that is open and accessible to all. And that’s why we love Firefox. BY MATTHEW GERRING Outrage over the Trump administration separating children from