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I Want to Send You a Slightly Naughty Valentine!

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I was thinking the other day: wouldn’t it be cool to send all my readers a little something for Valentine’s Day? Who doesn’t like getting something in the mail, especially if it’s cute, funny and just a little naughty? Nobody, that’s who!

So that’s what I’ve decided to do. I did a really ridiculous photoshoot a few weeks ago and came up with the perfect image for the semi-naughty Valentine. It’s just the kind of thing you’ll want to put on your fridge so your visitors wonder what kind of weird shit you’re into. Hell, it’s even better than this picture right here:

So here’s how it’s gonna work. Anyone who becomes a member of the Broke-Ass Stuart Patreon at the tier of $3 or above gets one of the amazing Valentines that I’ll be sending out. Not only will you be getting a bit of pure awesomeness mailed directly to your door, you’ll also be helping keep alive! It’s the best Valentine’s Day gift for everyone! You can learn more about why I’m doing Patreon right here.

For those of you who’re already members of the BAS Patreon you’re already getting one! Just make sure you update your profile with your shipping address, which you can learn how to do right here.

Click the button below to get in on the action.

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle, "an SF cult hero":SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.