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Open bar and appetizers paid for by Corporate America await you as Dreamforce 2019 swallows up SoMa and downtown all this week (Nov. 19 – Nov. 22). The world’s largest software conference is also the world’s largest party-crashing opportunity, with oodles of cash-negative startups throwing insanely opulent parties all over our fair city. 

HOW TO GET INTO DREAMFORCE PARTIES

The best way to get into a cherry Dreamforce party is to network with someone who works at Salesforce, or someone works for a Dreamforce sponsor. You’re not getting into Fleetwood Mac or Barack Obama unless you know somebody who knows somebody.

The second-best, much-easier way to get free chicken satay and gin & tonics is to just RSVP to certain parties online so your name is on the guest list. Tons of parties are accessible to people who are not Dreamforce-registered guests, so we’ve listed these parties’ venues, start times, and RSVP links below. 

Image: Christopher.Michel via Flickr

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 18 DREAMFORCE PARTIES

Simplus Power Up Party, 6-10 p.m., Cityscape at The Hilton Union Square (333 O’Farrell St,) RSVP HERE

Image: Sander van der Wel via Flickr 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 19 DREAMFORCE PARTIES

Conga’s Silent Disco, 7 p.m., ThirstyBear Brewing Company (661 Howard St.) RSVP HERE

Modern Sales Pros Dreamforce Happy Hour, 5 p.m., Anchor & Hope (83 Minna St.) RSVP HERE

FormAssembly Connect 2019, 5-9 p.m., Wine Down (685 Folsom St.) RSVP HERE

Cloudflare Party, 6 p.m., Marriott Union Square (480 Sutter St.)  RSVP HERE

Whatfix Dreamforce Party, 6-10 p.m., CityScape Lounge (333 O’Farrell St.)  RSVP HERE

CMO Confessions Cocktail Party, 6-9 p.m., The Chieftain (198 5th St.)  RSVP HERE

Clearbit’s Appreciation Night, 6-9 p.m., Clearbit HQ (90 Sheridan St.) RSVP HERE

WalkMe Dreamforce Party 2019, 8 p.m., Temple SF, (540 Howard St.) RSVP HERE

Marketing Cloud Health & Life Sciences Dreamforce Happy Hour, 6-9 p.m., TRES SF (130 Townsend St.) RSVP HERE

Image: ChairWomanMay via Flickr

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 20 DREAMFORCE PARTIES

Flappers vs. Platforms Party, 5-8 p.m., Virgin Hotel’s Everdene Rooftop Bar (250 4th St.) RSVP HERE

Salesloft After Party, 9 p.m., Temple Nightclub (540 Howard St.) RSVP HERE

Sales Soiree, 5:30-7:30 p.m.,The Rooftop (620 Jones St.) RSVP HERE

Anaplan Party, 4-7 p.m., (50 Hawthorne St.) RSVP HERE

Formstack Happy Hour, 4-8 p.m., Hakkasan San Francisco – Dragon Room (1 Kearny St.) RSVP HERE

Image: jay cross via Flickr

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21 DREAMFORCE PARTIES

Temple Party – Demand Base, 9 p.m – 12:30 a.m, Temple Nightclub (540 Howard St.) RSVP HERE

Nintex Appreciation Party, 7:30-11 p.m., Fairmont Hotel (950 Mason St.) RSVP HERE

B2B Marketing Bash: Into The Blue, 7 p.m.-12:30 a.m., City Nights (715 Harrison St.) RSVP HERE 

AppBash 2019, 8:30 p.m., 1015 Folsom (1015 Folsom St.) RSVP HERE

Let Loose @ Dirty Habit, 6-10 p.m., Dirty Habit at Hotel Zelos (12 4th St.) RSVP HERE

Internet Creations’ Happy Hour, 5-7 p.m., Third Street Tap Room (251 3rd St.) RSVP HERE 

 

‘Open Bar’ or ‘Free Appetizer’ components to these parties can admittedly run out anytime. It’s better to arrive early.

 

WANT YOUR PARTY REMOVED FROM/ADDED TO THIS LIST? FEEL FREE TO DM ME!

 

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