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Horny Pope Hits ‘Like’ On Sexy Butt Pic, Vatican In Uproar

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We’ve always thought Pope Francis was a pretty cool pope, what with his support of same-sex civil unions and his frequent railing against capitalism. But now we know the Pope is an Ass Man too, as the Daily Mail reports that Pope Francis clicked like on a Brazilian model’s ass shot on Instagram.

The ass shot in question can be seen above, one of those shots where you’re technically not seeing her full ass, but yeah, you’re pretty much seeing her full ass. The model in question is Natalia Garibotto, an internet purveyor of “twerk videos and more.”

Yes, the Pope has an Instagram account, but does not follow anyone.

But there is trouble at the Vatican, as the Catholic News Agency reports that “the pope’s various social media accounts are managed by a team of employees, and that an internal investigation is underway to determine how the ‘like’ happened.” The photo was unliked after the Catholic News Agency contacted the Vatican for comment.

We were surprised when Ted Cruz’s Twitter account liked on porn. But now the Pope has done it, we’re like “Holy shit!”

 

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