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Hunky Jesus Contest 2021 Crown Goes To ‘O Sweet Jesus’

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The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence annual Easter Sunday anniversary and Hunky Jesus Contest was online only again this year, but we’ve got the results, the winner, and a complete list of Hunky Jesus and Foxy Mary Contest competitors below.

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Meet your new Hunky Jesus 2021, O Sweet Jesus, whose brief video featuring honey smothering, hot tubs, and whippets won this year’s Hunky Jesus Contest.

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O Sweet Jesus is, in real life, SF artist, vocalist, and go-go boy Steven Satyricon.

Screenshot: SF Queer Nightlife Fund via Twitch

But O Sweet Jesus’ message of staying safe and getting vaccinated won the day.

Screenshot: SF Queer Nightlife Fund via Twitch

The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Easter show was broadcast live from the new Folsom Street Events Studio, and each of these screenshots is taken from Sunday’s Twitch broadcast, a benefit for the SF Queer Nightlife Fund

Screenshot: SF Queer Nightlife Fund via Twitch

In the identifying-as-women’s category, the Foxy Mary Contest 2021 winner was Mary Blessed Fucker of COVID, pictured at the top right above.

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But let’s take a look at all of the Hunky Jesus Contest 2021 contestants.

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Ginger Jesus  

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Hunky Jesus on a Pogo Stick

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Babs Jesus

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Pup Jesus

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Yes Lord Jesus

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Hunky JC (JuanCarlos)

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While You’re Down There Jesus

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There was also a mask contest for 2021, the winner of which was DirtyMasks.

Screenshot: SF Queer Nightlife Fund via Twitch

This year the Sisters sold these Sister Bear Painting and Prints by beloved local artist fnnch. These sold out on Sunday in less than two minutes, and raised $24,375 for the charitable causes that the Sisters supported for 2021.

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