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Get Some Satisfaction
Let me be clear, this is not a post about maximizing your response rate on Craigslist’s erotic services, which under new terms will probably be exactly the same, only with more thinly-guised code wordplay (“50 green roses for a mouth massage”). Nor is it about other accesible forms of literal

FREE Modelos (Beer, not Latina Models) at Billy Reid Pop-Up Shop Social
I think we should all take a moment to thank black market rogues and permit-less street vendors for the biz model now being used by pop-up shops. The difference is these stores are evading large financial commitments, whereas counterfeiters and shawarma slingers are ducking the armed arm of the law.

Free $13 Cocktails and Lost Season Finale Party
Because it is game 7 of the Penguins/Caps game, I’ll be camped out in someone else’s Laz-E-Boy, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t go out. In fact, you SHOULD go out, because one less moustachioed skeeze will be infesting the nightlife waters. Here are some safe early options, because if

A Good Lunchbreak: Word For Word with Kristin Chenoweth
Today kicks off Bryant Park’s Word for Word, a series of free events where authors and celebrities who write will speak about their recent projects. It actually started Saturday with a thing about Children’s Books, but those don’t count. As you eat a”wholesome” salad with chickenless chicken that was just

Another BYOB Restaurant Finder
It’s Booze-day Tuesday, but instead of featuring a bar like Welcome to the Johnsons, here is a little BYOB love that I picked up from the Thrillist cathouse. BYOB spots are great for many reasons, including avoidance of hassle of last night at a bar. Actually, I didn’t really do

Random Stuff I Saw Walking the Streets of New York
While walking around I clicked photos of all the strange shit I came across in NY, so I figured I’d share them with you. Wandering New York is definitely one of the best FREE things you can do in the world.

FREE Screening of a Movie About the Wheels Coming Off
Because it is not all about sex, drugs, booze, and cheap food, today you can see a screening of a documentary that sheds light on some of the behind the scenes scenes that are all part of making a movie. See Abel Ferrara, the Bronx born director of Keitel led