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FREE Dance and Fitness Classes for National Dance Week
Last week at Ella I got a jump start on National Dance Week and dropped some serious moves, thanks in whole to an unbelievable dance partner who combined enthusiasm, grace, and levity with just the right amount of sensuality, checked with intentionally robotic hip humping. If I sound enamored, well,

Brunch with Mom: Some Lists
If you’re mother is not in New York, you can escape the day with a skype call and an e-card from BlueMountain and laugh all the way to the bank. Then cry at the bank when you realize you still have no money. Then, go home and watch the Married

$10 Tofu Takedown: A Vegetarian and Fart-Lovers Dream
From the same people who brought you a cookie, chili, and bacon takedown comes the Tofu Takedown. It may seem like a bold departure from previous events, but remember, soy ain’t all good. Or maybe the corn interests are striking back. Anyway, $10 will get you a sampling of all

Operation DUMBO Date: A Cheap Date Idea
So, you have an upcoming date, but don’t want to/can’t spend any money? Or, maybe you’ve exhausted the netflix queue with your significant other and want to do something different without being too extravagant. Strap on that parachute, kids, because I’m about to lay some some Operation DUMBO Drop-sized knowledge

1 Cent Drinks at Ellis Bar in Park Slope 9-10pm
Sometimes when I’m eating or drinking free things I feel a slight prick of guilt. Usually, it’s nothing a quick cognitive pummeling can’t beat into submission. I’m not talking about big catered events or hand outs from big brand sponsors. Hell, I’ll water the plants with Stoli O (not really,

The Cheapest Gyms Ever?
Gyms. We’ve lost site of their true purpose. Locker rooms with Bay Rum, moisturizer, and whatever fancy stuff women use. Since when does working out demand immediate pampering? I learned some perspective after a year working out in Nicaragua. There were 3 types of gyms where I lived. Gym

Really Good, Cheap Food @ Damon Frugal Friday
The web design for Damon Frugal Friday says it all: simple, straight-forward, no stupid flash; just good food at reasonable prices. They also boast efficient cocktail, wine, and beer selections. The whole place feels like the perfect marriage of simplicity and variety, like a nail store. Read this blurbita that