So here’s the thing – when I go out to eat in New York City, I’m going because I am a lazy human who hates people but still wants to be treated nicely. Sound accurate? Good, because that sums up a good chunk of New Yorkers – we’re jerks, but
By Mar-Li Pitcher You show up at the office and are immediately pulled into a morning meeting filled with cult-like rituals, and subliminal messages disguised as “motivation”, all meant to brainwash you before working a 12+ hr day. Then you drag yourself home (after a pit stop at the bar)
I see you come in and hear you say “We are 6 for food please” and know that, unless I point it out, it’s an 80% chance I’m gonna get a 5% tip, though when I point it out, it becomes a 35% that they will not tip..
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Do you have an offshore account? We don’t either. Seems pretty easy, though. There are tutorials on YouTube. It’s also frightfully common: according to the latest leak, the Panama Papers everybody who’s anybody has one. But do you actually need one? Another quick consultation with the internet will tell you
Being uninsured is a bitch, and with the new administration making it even more impossible to attain the most basic healthcare, getting sick is a luxury many of us cannot afford. The good news is that I found some hacks to share so you can work around this imperfect system
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