Press

05 Feb 2019

Trump to Announce Canadian Border Wall to Keep Out Polar Vortex

President Trump is scheduled to give his annual State of the Union Speech Tuesday evening in front of Congress.  In a press conference Tuesday morning Trump indicated he will be unveiling new plans to build a border wall with Canada in order to help keep out ‘dangerous Canadian weather’.  When questioned

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31 Jan 2019

How You’re Gonna Win SF Beer Week 2019

Beer drinkers from every corner of the Bay will be stroking their beards and sipping the finest ales, sours, stouts, porters, pilsners, and pub ales the world has ever seen…why?  Because it’s SF Beer Week, and there will be hundreds of new beers to try and all sorts of fun events

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27 Jan 2019

Ted Cruz Talks to MAGA Teen About Living with ‘Punchable Face Syndrome’

“I’m a survivor, you’re a survivor, God knows it wasn’t easy”.  Ted Cruz on living with PFS (Punchable Face Syndrome). Senator Ted Cruz of Texas reached out to the embattled MAGA hat wearing teenager Nick Sandmann Sunday to speak with him about the dangers of living with PFS, commonly known as ‘Punchable Face

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24 Jan 2019

Trump to Hire Fyre Festival Staff to Promote/Build Border Wall

“We’re going to get the models, and the sand, and build a beautiful wall in the desert…and Kanye is coming” A month into the government shutdown, President Trump announced that the border wall between Mexico and USA was going to be built without the help of the US Congress.  “We’re don’t need Pelosi and Shumy to do this,” Trump said

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17 Nov 2018

The ‘Costco of Weed’ Opens in the Bay Area

Flower Company sells ounces of weed for $59.   That’s not a typo, that’s ounces with an ‘O’.  That’s also why Stuart and our team are now Flower Company members and why we’ve partnered with them to promote their incredible, Humbolt grown, wholesale Cannabis service in the Bay Area. When we

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10 Oct 2018

I Hung Out with All These Nerdy Celebs at NY Comic Con

Hello, Broke-Ass readers! On Round 1, we covered one of the biggest draws of New York Comic Con: Cosplay. This round, we’re gonna take you into the world of yet another huge draw at NYCC every year: Celebrities. Each & every year, NYCC is packed to the brim with celebrities

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09 Oct 2018

The Funnest Cosplay Costumes at Comic Con NY

Well hello there, broke ass readers! As you may or may not have heard, I went to New York Comic Con this weekend in the name of our wonderful Broke Ass island of misfit toys. If you aren’t aware of what this convention is all about, the best way for

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