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Federal Judge Orders Trump to Untie Screaming Damsel From Train Tracks
A judge rejected the President’s argument that he was immune from “meddling do-gooders.” Monday, Oct 7 2019 – A federal Judge on Monday rejected a bold argument from President Trump that sitting Presidents are immune from investigations into their “dastardly deeds.” Now, in addition to allowing the Manhattan District Attorney’s
E-cigarette Executive Claims Only Side-Effect of ‘Vaping’ is looking like a ‘Douche bag’
E-cigarette Executive M. Burns told the press Wednesday, “This recent outbreak of lung injury is not caused by E-Cigarette products,” he said, “we did extensive testing, and the only measurable side effect of using ‘vapes’, was a significant increase in douche levels in the individual.” In fact, dangerous levels of
E-Cig Exec Claims Only Side-Effect of ‘Vaping’ is looking like a ‘Douche bag’
E-cigarette Executive M. Burns told the press Wednesday, “This recent outbreak of lung injury is not caused by E-Cigarette products,” he said, “we did extensive testing, and the only measurable side effect of using ‘vapes’, was a significant increase in douche levels in the individual.” In fact, dangerous levels of
Trump Hotel to Open at Burning Man
Great news for luxury festivalgoers this year at Burning Man, the newest, hottest, glamping experience on the playa is at Trump Tower Black Rock City. With the most exceptional views that the playa has to offer, Trump International Burning Man Hotel & Putting Green is a sophisticated, elite hotel that
Newest Trump Hotel to Open at Burning Man
Great news for luxury festivalgoers this year at Burning Man, the newest, hottest, glamping experience on the playa is at Trump Tower Black Rock City. With the most exceptional views that the playa has to offer, Trump International Burning Man Hotel & Putting Green is a sophisticated, elite hotel that
All Debate Candidates Receive ‘Participation Trophy’ from Chuck Todd
The first of two Democratic Presidential Candidate Debates were held in Miami Wednesday evening. Ten presidential hopefuls covered everything from healthcare reform to the economy in various, 30-second soundbites. At center stage stood Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts, she was the highest polling candidate of the evening and NBC moderators
Fast Food Chain Promises ‘Meatless Burger’ Will Still Cause Diarrhea
The famed ‘meatless’ burger has passed the testing stage and is now making its way into major fast food chains across America. Fast Food CEO and spokesperson Randy Hambuckler, reassured the press this week that, “although the meatless burger does not contain the fast food meat you’ve come to love,