President Trump showed off plans for the Golf Course to influencers on Air Force One on Wednesday, stating, “No one has ever built a whiter golf course in the world, it’s so white, it’s so beautiful.”
The Trump National Golf Course Greenland is scheduled to open this July, during the 2-week period when grass can grow on the island.
The Greenland people wanted me to call it the ‘Trump International Golf Course, but I said ‘no’. Once Greenland becomes the 51st state, it will be another Trump ‘National’ Golf Course.”
Greenlanders are already calling the course, "Nunap iluani qaqortoq annertooq", which translates roughly into "The Great White Shit-hole", as teenagers have begun routinely defecating on all 18 putting greens overnight.
This post is satire, on account of it being April Fool’s Day.
