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Fuck Valentine's Day
Instead of sitting at home and masturbating with your tears while thinking about your ex, why don’t you go out and do something for Valentine’s Day’s this year? No, I don’t mean surprising said ex and begging them to take you back, I mean doing something completely different than you did

SF: Cheap Bags that are Good for the Environment
by Monica the Intern Being eco-friendly isn’t always easy on a budget. If you’re new to the game, it seems a lot more trendy than it should be, right? I remember when my parents would bring their bags back to the grocery store from previous trips and everyone

First Thursdays = Free Wine & Cheese
From the desk of Broke-Ass Stuart – Editor in Cheap The first Thursday of the month in San Francisco generally means one thing, art openings. And art openings generally mean two things, free wine and free cheese. Being, well…being me, I simply can’t resist a place that will

Yoga for Broke-Asses
From the desk of Broke-Ass Stuart – Editor in Cheap Yoga has never really been my thing. Maybe it’s because the one time I tried it was at Funky Door Yoga where they crank the heat up to 105 degrees and the room ends up smelling like a mixture of feet

Mistaken Identity and Sexy Stories
I’ve always been pretty convinced that I’m the only Stuart Schuffman out there. I mean, I’ve never done any research into the subject other than googling myself (Stuart you vain vain bastard!), but I figured Stuart isn’t a very common name and Schuffman is pretty rare. Then yesterday I got a facebook

Free beer and wine tastings at The Church Key tonight!
Tonight and tomorrow are the Grand Opening of The Church Key (1402 Grant @ Green) the second bar by Broken Record owner Jason King. I’ve been lucky enough to drink there during its soft opening period, and let me tell you, it’s easily one of the best bars in North Beach.

Good advice on cheap beer and food
I received this great email yesterday from a reader named Benny: I just read your book and it was very helpful. I went to a bar called Grant & Green In SF in North Beach and they have a special for one dollar PBR Cans. It was a friday night but you might wanna