Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit — probably not.

It’s that time of year again. Pray, what time of year you ask? Noise Pop time of year! SF’s kick-ass indie music festival is about to be upon us. This means venues all over The City will be having awesome music for something like a week straight! That said Noise

A couple weeks ago I was lying in bed watching an episode of the final season of Treme. Part of my morning ritual is to watch an hour of internet TV before I commute (trudge over) to my desk to begin work. Like most of us, my machines are my

Before finally giving in and reluctantly surrendering my greenbacks to a truck called Bacon Bacon – that was recently parked outside the F*ck Your New Year’s Resolution Party – it was obvious that people have always had a strong affection for bacon. Why else would they have molded phraseology around what now describes the person who

Color Me Badd is Back with a new location, and extra amazingness! In the profound words of a wise man, “Yeahhhh boyyyy!!!” Starting Wednesday February 12th I’m teaming up with Monarch, Matt Haze, and Dj Alarm to bring you Color Me Badd: A Weekly 90′s R&B Jam AMAZING HOUR! Yes,

          So you still don’t have a Valentine, huh? Not to worry – you don’t have to stay home and watch porn all by your lonesome this year! Just in time for Valentine’s Day, HAM PANTS PRODUCTIONS is proud to present: the second-annual NAKED DUDES READING

We’ve all been there, dude. You’re happily single, watching True Detective from a stolen source of cable, pretending the chicken in your fridge is still ok to eat, Peter Panning your way through life on a meager salary, when, BAMM! The perfect person comes along, and you’re screwed (literally and