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Hunky Jesus contest in Dolores Park Today
Look, I’m not gonna lie. Updating websites on Sunday mornings sucks. Nobody likes doing it. But it’s something that has to be done. So I’m just gonna say that I’m gonna be at Dolores Park all day long enjoying the nice weather, some jello shots and the hunky Jesus

APB: Clorox Becomes Scatalogical Crime Fighter…And So Can You!!
This might be old news to some of you but the chance to win money never gets old: Heeding the anguished calls and pee-dances of San Francisco homeowners and their construction crews alike, Oakland’s Clorox Corporation has decided to deploy its chlorinated missionaries across the bay and onto

$2.50 Hand Roll on the Run in J-town
Eating in a food court can be depressing, but May’s Coffee Shop in the Japan Center Kintetsu Mall is not your usual food court fare. Of course, although, it is a concrete monolith, the Japan Center is not your typical mall. Situated in the center section of the complex,

BYOB takes the financial ruin out of “dinner and drinksâ€
Standing alone, a dinner or drinks can be manageable, but combined…well, that’s just stupid. It’s like fighting two bears. I can’t do that. Budgets begin to implode. Enter BYOB restaurants – places where owners are lazy, poor, or philosophically aligned with drinking malt liquor with your dinner. I hardly ever

Macy's Flower Show – Pretty Shit to Look At
I was walking near Union Square the other night, on the way to a friend’s birthday party, when I passed by Macy’s display window. I noticed that it was once again the time of year for the store’s Flower Show. While this year’s theme is “A Bohemian Garden”, after looking at

Free Filet Mignon Sandwiches – Going Fast
For those of you who have the San Francisco book, you might remember a little passage that goes like this: Morton’s Steakhouse: 400 Post St. @ Powell I am a golden god for giving this one to you! Yes my friends this one here is fucking gorgeous! Every Monday-Friday

Creme Brulee on Wheels
The sun is out and the people are shining vibrant shades of pink. Nice days in San Francisco mean mainly one thing for the denizens of the Mission, Noe Valley, and The Castro: fucking off all day in Dolores Park. I was walking through DP yesterday when I ran into