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20 Sep 2018

Farewell and F*ck You, Michael Bauer

Corrupt and corporate San Francisco Chronicle food critic Michael Bauer has finally been put out to pasture, ending his way-too-long 32-year run as San Francisco’s shadiest restaurant reviewer. Bauer mailed it in for his final review last Friday, a four-star blowjob to the “reimagined Michael Mina” which has been there

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20 Sep 2018

Art Parties, Openings, & Excellent Events in SF & Oak

By Kristen Chen garnish and table settings by Alex Mak OPERA Battle, in the Club  The SF Opera Adlers are throwing a party at the Great Northern called the ‘Battle of the Divas’, where some of SF’s finest singers will face off against one another in vocal competition, while DJ

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20 Sep 2018

Art Parties, Openings, And All Around Excellent Things

By Kristen Chen garnish and table settings by Alex Mak OPERA Battle, in the Club  The SF Opera Adlers are throwing a party at the Great Northern called the ‘Battle of the Divas’, where some of SF’s finest singers will face off against one another in vocal competition, while DJ

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18 Sep 2018

Bay Area Artists Have Taken Over Yerba Buena

It’s opening night for the latest exhibit at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts.  Under-, over-, and well-dressed people of every age and persuasion are chatting in drink lines and dancing in the pink-tinged darkness of the Center’s theater. In short order the DJ will blast a snarky, sugary

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13 Sep 2018

SFPD plays Homeless “whack a mole” at the U.N. Plaza

This week’s news highlights homelessness in San Francisco and Oakland and touches a little on the monstrosity of a hurricane barreling toward the Southeast coast. Let’s go… SFPD plays “whack a mole” at the U.N. Plaza You may have noticed an increased police presence down at the U.N. Plaza in

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13 Sep 2018

New MUNI Ad Campaign Clearly Written By Your Dad

Our beloved SFMTA has released a new series of ads as part of a ‘passenger courtesy campaign’.  The ad campaign is posted in the new MUNI trains currently in circulation.  It’s an important public awareness initiative to help address common complaints submitted by MUNI passengers and address ‘transit etiquette’.   So naturally,

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12 Sep 2018

10 Great San Francisco Burgers for $10 or Below

This awesome list of San Francisco burgers is brought to you by the fine folks at The Melt. Stop into one of their locations and grab one of their delicious burgers. Well it’s come to this. We’re finally at a point where San Francisco burgers are so expensive in that

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