dance

20 Sep 2011

WTF Is Bachata? Find out on Tuesdays!

What is bachata? Great question, my friends! We’ll talk about what I learned later. But first I must tell you that you can see for yourself Tuesdays at Bissap Baobab Village, where $8 will get you a class and the dance party after. If you decide to skip the class

Sarah M. Smart - Red-Light Special 0
16 Sep 2011

FREE Performance by Project Bandaloop: Dancers Hang Off a Building in Downtown-FINAL

To be blunt: Project Bandaloop are insane. They are a dance company that create performances by suspending themselves from architectural structures and use the natural gravity to create the allusion of flight. These are true artists: they hang off the sides of skyscrapers for their art. That’s commitment to the

Robin Hardwick - Cost-Conscious Connoisseur 0
15 Jul 2011

Win A Pair of Tix to OMFG! The Internet Dating Musical at ODC

We all have bad dating experiences — but some of them are made even worse by the fact that they’re INTERNET dating experiences.  I have so many from my month-long stint on OkCupid that I feel confident I will never feel awkward at a cocktail party for lack of stories

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23 Jun 2011

Win Sold-Out VIP Tickets to the Hard French Hearts Los Homos Pride Party

OMG OMG OMG, it’s PRIDE WEEKEND IN SF!!!  You know what that means:  a huge parade, Trans March, Dyke March, costumes, copious amounts of alcohol, and lots and lots of tits, ass and wiener.  Awesome! With so many activities going on, it’s easy to get overwhelmed when deciding where to

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20 Jun 2011

FREE Summer Solstice Dance Party!

Okay, so we’re jumping the gun by, like, a day. But by the time this party’s over, summer will be in full swing. Go to 800 Larkin tonight for the FREE Solstice Slam! Let’s get serious for a moment: The Summer Solstice in the U.S. occurs when the Northern Hemisphere

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09 Jun 2011

Win Two FREE Tickets to NOISIA Friday Night!

Some lucky broke-ass is about to win two FREE tickets to see NOISIA, FREQ NASTY and KNIGHT RIDERZ performing live at 1015 Folsom tomorrow night, Friday, June 10th. Could it be you? To get your chance to enter, respond with an email including your name and contact info to contests@brokeassstuart.com! Bass

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07 Jun 2011

Beat It: Learn Michael Jackson Choreography for FREE!

It’s been my lifelong dream to be in a Michael Jackson video. Ergo, my life was pretty much over in late June 2009. However, here’s a chance for me — and you, if you’re similarly awesome — to renew my purpose on this earth: Bay Area Flash Mob is putting

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