Just because you get the news about all the wonderful things happening in technology, doesn’t mean you know what the fuck it means. Luckily, we break it down for  you, in a hilarious manner, so your friends think you’re smart and know stuff. The Tech News:  Tim Ferriss has received $1.2 million

“Bigger than bigger” is Apple’s new iPhone 6 slogan. One can almost hear a bro-programmer saying “That’s like…BIGGER SQUARED!  BIGGER to the fourth power…BRO!” But when calmer heads prevail we see a play on words, ie “bigger” in terms of literal size “my Hummer is bigger than your Prius” and then there’s conceptually “bigger”

There is a new iPhone out, for no better reason than it is September and Apple puts out a new iPhone every September regardless…