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satire

Landlord

+8

San Francisco’s Skyrocketing Rents Are a Nightmare on Elm Street

Jul 29, 2025

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3 min read

San Francisco’s Skyrocketing Rents Are a Nightmare on Elm Street

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

Oakland

+9

Sheng Thao Should Lean Into Being A Villain...For Comedy

Jun 25, 2024

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6 min read

Sheng Thao Should Lean Into Being A Villain...For Comedy

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

magic

+27

Real-Life Miracle Occurs Aboard San Francisco MUNI

Apr 22, 2024

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4 min read

Real-Life Miracle Occurs Aboard San Francisco MUNI

Jake Warren
Jake Warren

newsom

+8

Newsom Becomes Spokesman for Men’s Warehouse

Apr 1, 2024

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4 min read

Newsom Becomes Spokesman for Men’s Warehouse

Katy Atchison
Katy Atchison

SF Bay Area

+6

Shen Yun To Turn 10 Iconic Bay Area Landmarks into Giant Billboards

Apr 1, 2024

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4 min read

Shen Yun To Turn 10 Iconic Bay Area Landmarks into Giant Billboards

Alex Mak - Managing Editor
Alex Mak - Managing Editor

The Tenderloin

+10

These Delicious Sandwiches in the Tenderloin Let Me Forgive My Mother

Mar 25, 2024

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5 min read

These Delicious Sandwiches in the Tenderloin Let Me Forgive My Mother

Guest Writer
Guest Writer

SF Bay Area

+7

SF Parody Site Installs ‘Homeless Proof’ Planter Boxes

Sep 21, 2023

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5 min read

SF Parody Site Installs ‘Homeless Proof’ Planter Boxes

Alex Mak - Managing Editor
Alex Mak - Managing Editor

satire

+6

How to Extract Baby Teeth in a Fun Way

Jun 15, 2023

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5 min read

How to Extract Baby Teeth in a Fun Way

Alex Mak - Managing Editor
Alex Mak - Managing Editor

Comedy

+5

This Tenderloin Restaurant’s Food Is So Good I Broke Up With My Girlfriend

May 8, 2023

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6 min read

This Tenderloin Restaurant’s Food Is So Good I Broke Up With My Girlfriend

Guest Writer
Guest Writer

marc benioff

+26

Oakland’s Satirical News Source Back In Action

Feb 14, 2023

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5 min read

Oakland’s Satirical News Source Back In Action

Jake Warren
Jake Warren

autonomous cars

+13

Satire: Waymo Officially Given License to Kill

Nov 22, 2022

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3 min read

Satire: Waymo Officially Given License to Kill

Jake Warren
Jake Warren

weed

+24

Antidepressants: A Thank-You to My Drugs

Jun 22, 2022

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7 min read

Antidepressants: A Thank-You to My Drugs

Jake Warren
Jake Warren

satire

+1

In Memoriam: Woman Dead of Grocery Shopping in SF  [Satire]

Mar 28, 2022

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4 min read

In Memoriam: Woman Dead of Grocery Shopping in SF [Satire]

Natalie Mead
Natalie Mead

SF Bay Area

+10

Self-Driving Cars Now Arguing About the Great Highway & JFK Drive

Feb 11, 2022

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4 min read

Self-Driving Cars Now Arguing About the Great Highway & JFK Drive

Natalie Mead
Natalie Mead

SF Bay Area

+22

Last Gasp’s Ron Turner Publishes “Mind Candy for the Masses”

Nov 17, 2021

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8 min read

Last Gasp’s Ron Turner Publishes “Mind Candy for the Masses”

Lydia Sviatoslavsky
Lydia Sviatoslavsky

satire

+3

Everything Now Joe Biden’s Fault

Jan 18, 2021

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5 min read

Everything Now Joe Biden’s Fault

Peter-Astrid Kane
Peter-Astrid Kane

Comedy

+8

12 Sh*tty Behaviors to Conveniently Excuse With Astrology

Jan 19, 2020

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9 min read

12 Sh*tty Behaviors to Conveniently Excuse With Astrology

Guest Writer
Guest Writer

Oakland

+10

New Store Opens in Oakland Completely Lambasting Consumerism

Jan 10, 2020

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3 min read

New Store Opens in Oakland Completely Lambasting Consumerism

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap
Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

Comedy

+7

Jesus Opens Up About his Struggles with Mental Illness After Supporting Trump

Dec 20, 2019

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5 min read

Jesus Opens Up About his Struggles with Mental Illness After Supporting Trump

Max Bruno
Max Bruno

Sex and Dating

+10

The Best Waterproof Mascaras for Constantly Crying Seasonal Depressives

Dec 2, 2019

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7 min read

The Best Waterproof Mascaras for Constantly Crying Seasonal Depressives

Guest Writer
Guest Writer

Comedy

+7

Customs Officials Confiscating All Trump Piñatas So Trump Can “Keep Them For Himself”

Nov 25, 2019

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3 min read

Customs Officials Confiscating All Trump Piñatas So Trump Can “Keep Them For Himself”

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap
Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

Comedy

+6

Guy You Met One Time Three Years Ago Invites You To Weird Facebook Event

Nov 20, 2019

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4 min read

Guy You Met One Time Three Years Ago Invites You To Weird Facebook Event

Guest Writer
Guest Writer

Comedy

+8

Explosive Leaked Emails Reveal Stephen Miller is Bald

Nov 13, 2019

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4 min read

Explosive Leaked Emails Reveal Stephen Miller is Bald

Max Bruno
Max Bruno

Comedy

+6

5 Cartoon Villains that Would Be Less Frightening Presidents than Trump

Oct 29, 2019

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5 min read

5 Cartoon Villains that Would Be Less Frightening Presidents than Trump

Guest Writer
Guest Writer

Sex and Dating

+6

Is He “The One” or Is He Just Not Aggressively Toxic?

Oct 24, 2019

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5 min read

Is He “The One” or Is He Just Not Aggressively Toxic?

Guest Writer
Guest Writer
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