Advice

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03 Apr 2015

Your Startup Sucks: Apps the Remind You When to Breathe and When to Selfie

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. – Ferris Bueller This week we are slowing down, taking a breath, writing in our journals, and of course, taking a selfie. Can apps and gizmos put the brakes on the acceleration

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20 Mar 2015

Your Startup Sucks: In The Bedroom

There are many home appliances that could be “smarter.” Your fridge could lock itself when your high-ass self has no business rooting around in there. Your coffeemaker could adjust the coffee strength based on how hungover you are. Your car could refuse to start, sensing when you’d just waste all

Sam-O - Bargain Hunter 0
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11 Mar 2015

What it’s Like Dating A Sex Addict

Might as Well Face it You’re Addicted to Sex I had sex with a married woman in the backseat of my Boss’s car. She began flicking her tongue between my thighs while my Boss was driving down 6th St.  At 8th St. her nipple slid onto my clitoris while a

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11 Mar 2015

In Honor of International Women’s Day, Check Out the Men for Women Campaign!

So I was gonna post this on Sunday for International Women’s Day, but my website shit the bed. I think someone tried to hack it so it was down pretty much all day. So, I know I’m a few days late but here it is anyways: In honor of International Women’s

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 0
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04 Mar 2015

Video: Reasons Why Your Tinder Profile is Horrible

This was originally an article I did a few years back. It was so funny and on point that we decided to do a live version of it on The Kinda Late Show. I have a feeling you’re gonna like love it. Make sure to share it with your friends and subscribe

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21 Feb 2015

How to get your dream job through forgery

I like danger and anything I can’t have. My favorite crime is forgery.  It’s a neglected art that we’re taught to be ashamed of.  Before I tutor your first session, here are a few guidelines: The Rules of Forgery. 1st RULE: You do not talk about FORGERY. 2nd RULE:  You DO

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19 Feb 2015

Color Me Blank: Self-Labeling in times of Neo-Liberalism

According to National Geographic, in 2050 the United States population is believed to become a mixed, interracial and an even more homogenous/diverse country than it is now. As a result of this threat, traditional phenotypical races are becoming wary of the trends, census stats and the lingo used to define

Jennifer Nilenie - The Destitute-Social Critic 0