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The Sexiest World Cup Athletes 2018

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The U.S. is not in the World Cup, so you might just root for the hottest World Cup players you would most enjoy having sex with. These are the players you would probably most enjoy having sex with, or at least enjoy watching them work, sweat, play, and remove their shirts afterward.

Double trouble ?@cr7underwear

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Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal)
The Portuguese forward and underwear model tops our list of the most fuckable men competing at the 2018 World Cup, as his fourth trip to this tournament could be the living legend’s last.

Máximo respeito por ti ídolo @romariofaria

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Neymar Jr.
Brazilian shirt-remover Neymar Jr returns to lead the team that is favored to win the whole thing. But remember how that didn’t work out for them last time.


Guess who’s back ? ? @officiallallana

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Jordan Henderson (England)

English midfielder Jordan Henderson (left) will make Britain-rooting soccer bars like Mad Dog in the Fog and Pig & Whistle all set to get wet.

Marc-André ter Stegen (Germany)
This visible German sausage is served courtesy Marc-André ter Stegen, goalkeeper for the defending World Cup champions.


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Ramadan Sobhi (Egypt)

Egyptian striker Ramadan Sobhi has one of the strongest hair games in the tournament, and a chiseled physique to match.

Y van 4!! ???? #halamadrid

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Dani Carvajal (Spain)

Spanish right back Daniel ‘Dani’ Carvajal gives you a detailed view of what he’s got going on in the above image from the 2018 UEFA Champions League Finals. He’s bringing it all back for the World Cup 2018.

My little love ??❤ taking a nap ? #mavie ??

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(Axel Witsel) Belgium
All the best teams have a guy with crazy hair. Belgian midfielder Axel Witsel fits that bill  nicely, and also has a very good baby.


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