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All The Reprehensible Things Joe Biden Has Done

Updated: Sep 24, 2020 10:13
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Should this man be the next President of the United States of America?

With the election around the corner it’s important to know who you’re voting for. That’s why I’ve put together this list of all the terrible things that Biden has done that you might not have heard about. Make sure you send it to all the other patriots you know.

If any of these things bother you, then you know who to vote for in November.

– Biden knew about an incredibly deadly pandemic and ignored it for political reasons, killing 190,000 Americans…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden gave tax cuts to billionaires while abandoning the middle class…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden lost 300,000 jobs in a trade war with China…oh wait, that was Trump.

Biden doesn’t believe climate change is real…oh wait, that’s Trump.

– Biden has been caught on tape bragging about sexually assaulting women…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden called dead American soldiers “losers”…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden was caught lying over 15,000 times while in office…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden stole money from a children’s cancer charity…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden has been sued for raping a 13-year-old girl…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden used military force against American citizens…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden separated families and put children in cages…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden defrauded thousands of students from his own fraudulent university…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden cheated on his wife with a porn star and then paid her hush money…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden beat and raped his ex-wife…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden has attacked prisoners of war for being captured…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden has disrespected a fallen gold star US Army Captain…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden has publicly praised white supremacists…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden is a tax dodger…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden has a long history of racism…oh what, that’s Trump.

– Biden has a long history of sexism…oh wait, that’s Trump.

For reals though, please take a look at all these claims and then look at the legitimate news sources I’ve linked there. If after reading all this you still plan to vote for a person who is this reprehensible, what does that say about you?

And to be fair, Joe Biden is an incredibly problematic person and not nearly who I would ideally like to see run this country. I go into detail about that right here. That said, Donald Trump is a menace to the future of our country and our world and defeating him is one of the most important things we can do.

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website BrokeAssStuart.com is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, Geek.com and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

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