DoorDash Spent $5.5 Million To Advertise Their $1 Million Charity Donation

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Now that is something of a local news organization, we get plenty of press releases from companies wanting to play up their charitable efforts. Sometimes these are excellent grassroots causes, other times the press releases come from highly paid corporate New York public relations firms operating 3,000 miles from here, talking up some manner of “brand campaign” where these supposedly good-guy corporations are trying to draw attention to the fact that they did something nice for charity. And we always wonder… if you paid all this money for a big, fancy PR firm, why didn’t you just give that money to charity too?

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Yet we have never seen a more blatant prioritization of marketing the charitable effort over the actual charitable effort itself, than in the DoorDash ‘Sesame Street’ Super Bowl commercial that aired Sunday. The delivery app that is killing your favorite restaurants with double-digit commission fees and low-balling drivers with insanely low pay said in their nostalgia-bait commercial that “For every order, we’ll donate $1 to Sesame Workshop.” (Sesame Workshop is the nonprofit responsible for “Sesame Street,” and they do have many valid social justice initiatives.)

Image: DoorDash via Instagram

Not long after the game, DoorDash announced that they had raised $1 million for this charitable effort. What they don’t mention is that they spent $5.5 million to buy that ad slot, according to numbers obtained by If you want to support these social justice initiatives, why not just contribute the money instead of buying a Super Bowl ad???

As noted in the tweet above, $5.5 million is just the amount they paid CBS for the ad slot. They probably also paid Daveed Diggs for his time and shillery, and of course now that Disney owns the Muppets trademark, Disney probably had to be paid a share too. So the true cost of the commercial is likely far higher.

And as many viewers noted on Twitter, a DoorDash driver had his two children abducted late Saturday night while driving for DoorDash and his vehicle was carjacked. He had to deliver for DoorDash with his one-year-old and five-year-old in the car, because DoorDash pays its drivers nowhere near minimum wage let alone a living wage, and its drivers cannot afford childcare. Keep that in mind if you rewatch DoorDash’s “Sesame Street” commercial time and time again, or want to order using DoorDash because that measly $1 donation (that DoorDash is no longer paying because it was capped at $1 million).

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  1. Fkyou
    February 16, 2021 at 3:23 pm — Reply

    This is asinine. DoorDash paid to advertise DoorDash. Snd it’s supposed to be a bad thing that they also donated $1M to charity? Fuck off.

    • stfu
      March 3, 2021 at 3:02 am — Reply

      are you really that fucking blind or do you just want to whine like a bitch? it’s the fact that they could have done more. not trying to seem like a corporation that actually cares but makes more money using kids as an excuse and promoting themselves in the making. shut the fuck up and go back to your miserable life that you only cry so much about

  2. Cadence
    April 1, 2021 at 4:14 pm — Reply

    Fk food delivery. I have legs and brain, I’m not an invalid who needs everything done on an app.
    If like an establishment, I’ll go there and hand them money to keep them going.

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